Sunday, August 28, 2005

Well well wellwwwlewllwelleewewlellwelllewlweeelwl

Yeah. I was gonna write something but now I don't fell very writey.
Hmmm... Bars suck. They're loud and full of people. I do not see how anyone can possibly enjoy going to them.
I went to one yesterday to see the band my brother is in play. Music good. Atmosphere BAD.
And I don't drink. And I didn't know anyone there. But at least the music rocked.

AnOtHeR thing I'm sick of is anime comics. Little fucking 14 year olds making wannabe manga shit. I can't take it anymore. Even well drawn manga shit I ignore. Its everywhere. Invent your own art styles you hacks. All these stupid beaverdam comics with their fucking chibi-buggy-eyed flailing limbs or effeminet boys or fucking furries.
OHGODOHGOD don't get me started on the goddam furries.
And random comics. Like thats the thing to be. Its cool.
OMFG MY COMIC IS RANDOM! No, its just not reliant on continuing story. Do you see Gary Larson saying his comic is RANDOM XD!!!!!111!!ONEONE? No you don't.

Tried feveresheleyseverfderl to find some of my old web pages, but ALAS! They are all long dead. Just thought it'd be funny to see them one... last.... time....

I think I'm very depressed at the moment.
Whoooooooooop.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

So I did it again.

I'm the greatest thing since World War 3.
I don't think I'll be doing any more.
ENJOY!

Monday, August 22, 2005

This is just wrong.

So I was thinking about how much I hate Spirte Comics. You know, the comics that use nothing but graphics from old nintendo games and such? Well, I tried to think of their antithesis and came up with this:
I thought it was pretty funny.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

There was blue on my hands.

I was putting out these bags of cat litter at work and I found that the blue dye of the bag was comming off on my hands like crazy. I immediatley thought: "Wow. I looks like I've strangled a Smurf."
So last night I wondered "Why exactly would anyone strangle a Smurf?" And so I drew this delightful picture:
Isn't it Smurfy?

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Pain, silly buttons, and a drawing.

At least I hope there's a drawing. I haven't drawn anything yet, so I'll probably get bored while typing this and go make a pretty picture. I think drawings make my entries extra special.

PAIN:
I'm in pain. We got 11 skids in today at work and my electric pump lift battery was out of magic go-juice, so I was forced to bring 7 out of the 11 ( 7 11? HA!) skids up that bloody ramp by non-electric-hand jack. I had help with a couple of them, but even with somebody pushing its really really painful. My arms are all sore.

SILLY BUTTONS:
You know the button up there that says 'Next Blog'? Its a silly button. Go ahead and click on it. It will take you to a random blog. But do you know what? You don't wanna see random blogs. They're scarey. If your reading a somebodies journal it's probably because you have some interest in this person or what they are talkind about, but you just get a random blog what are the bloody chances that you'll have even the remotest interest in whatever its about.
I find going to random blogs maked me feel like some kind of dirty voyeur. Like I'm prying in on people's lives or something. Ugh.
I also find most of the time I get A) A blog in a language I do not understand or B) Some kind of add gimmick. Like 'This is my blog! I'm in alaska! Go to alaska! Click here for info on Alaska!'. And that's all it says for 300 posts.
Once I got somebodies creepy domination sex fantasy blog.
I bleached my eyes all night.

A DRAWING:
Oh... Hel. Haven't drawn it yet. Gis' us a min.
There! Done!
Here's a picture of me and my electric pump lift:
I haven't even seen 2001! Can you believe that?
Incedently my Electric Pump Lifts real name is Kenny Baker.
I called it that because sometimes it wobbles around like R2 D2. You know, that scene when R2 is tied up outside the Jawas' sand crawler. Yeah. Just like that.

Talkin 'bout my G-g-g-g-g-GENERATIOOOOOOOOON!


Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Its art time!

Last night I had my tablet out, but I couldn't think of anything to draw, so Mel says 'Draw me!'
I grumbled alot, saying that it'd be to hard to do because I'd have to be looking from her to the moniter which would make it real annoying. I grumbled more for a few minutes but finally started to draw. The whole time she was playing on the PS2 and kept moving around and whatnot but I managed.
So behold the finished piece:
Mel pointed out her ear was too far back, and she's right. But I'm not going to fix it because that would just be annoying. And I didn't draw her glasses.
So after I finished this I jokingly said 'Now you draw me!' Too which she actually said yes. She grabbed the tablet and began to draw. 'You can't look! And don't move around!' So I had to sit there with my eyes closed while she drew me.
SO BEHOLD:Now keep in mind this is the first time she's used the tablet. I think the picture is great! She managed too avoid the mistakes that people make when drawing profiles. With a little more practice she'd be doing awesome!
Shortly after she drew this I went and shaved most of my facial hair off. So now this picture doesn't look like me.

Ta ta!